This is a post that has no pictures so i will try my best to paint a picture of the story you are about to read. We went out last night. Kristen, Malia, Pablo and myself went to scope the nite life in santa monica. It was a Great Time!! We found ourselves at a local bar where the young professionals go. Very trendy, very yuppy, but we thought it would be a fun experience. After paying 45 dollars for 3 long island ice teas, we sat down in a back corner by the D.J. who was actually pretty good. We laughed and talked and joked about spending more money there on 3 drinks then we did at dinner where we had a pitcher of margs and food!! Anyways, there was a group of guys sitting next to us for a while. After a bit, they all got up and left. After they were gone for a while i looked at there table and noticed they left most of an awesome looking panini. I am all about dumpster diving and eating other people's leftovers and i thought i had just hit the jack pot. Sandwiches are my favorite food. So i leaned over grabbed the sandwich and ate it! it was so good! i put the crust back on the plate and carried on with the night. Soon after i went to the bathroom, and when i returned i found kristen, malia and pablo all sitting there staring at me. I also noticed that the group of guys were back at there table. They too were staring at me. Turns out, they never left at all. Rather, they collectively as a group went to the bar for drinks. Upon returning to their table, for which i was in the bathroom, they asked pablo, malia and kristen if i had enjoyed their sandwich.
I of course begged for forgiveness and offered to buy them another sandwich or round of drinks when i learned of the error of my ways. They refused, and we all had a good laugh!! Thank goodness they were your typical meat head bar guys. I will have to say, that is probably the funniest thing i have ever done on accident. I also learned that if i am going to be a "freegan" or dumpster diver, i'll need to use a little more caution, and perhaps allow for more time to pass after the food apears to be abandoned.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
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Hilarious Ryan! Hope you and Kristen are doing great!!!
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